Money makes the world go 'round

I've come to the conclusion that only obscene amounts of money will make me happy.

1) I can quit my job and get something better/fun/part time

2) I can pay off all my bills

3) I can hire an organizer and a house cleaner

4) repair and or replace all things that are broken

5) get all the family's medical problem's fixed

6) hire a math tutor for Jessica

7)  travel the world

8) put the rest away

But alas, I will never have obscene amounts of money because I am a loser.  Trufax.