PARK YOOCHUN, NOONA IS COMING TO SEE YOU

I PRINTED OUT MY TICKETS JUST NOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. COMMENCING MASSIVE PIC SPAM OF JOY.

I'M GOING TO SEE THIS SEXY BEAST IN 10 DAYS

AND FOR $141 I NOT ONLY EXPECT TO SEE THIS GORGEOUS PIECE OF 100% PRIME KOREAN BEEF UP CLOSE; I EXPECT TO SEE SKIN. I WANT NAKED FLESH; DO YOU HEAR ME PARK YOOCHUN? I DEMAND NAKEDNESS YOUNG MAN! DON'T YOU DARE DISAPPOINT ME! I WILL BE VERY ANGRY.