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I'll tell you a story and here it is;
about the K-Pop idol that makes me jizz.
He left Old Virginia with a wink and a smile;
and came to Korea to stay for a while.
With his wide forehead and no socks on his feet
he walks like a prince up and down the street.
His name is Micky, but he's no mouse;
he bought his Umma a brand new house.
With a voice deep and raspy, he sings from the heart,
when he cries all the ladies just fall apart
He's long and lean like the Eiffel Tower,
His milk white neck we all want to devour.
At times he's a dork, but Oh My God Sun,
99 problems but The Pimp ain't one
If you've got Oppa problems I feel bad for you hon,
I got 99 problems but The Pimp ain't one.
Hit me.
He's known for his style and his fedora hat;
He's always looking good, got to purple like that.
The fans always stalk him, he does what he can,
You can't catch him, he's The Ginger Bread Man.
Piano playing fingers so long and lean,
Hip thrusting Yoochun just makes you scream.
With his model like poses, he's full of grace;
It's easy for us to Always Keep The Faith
He's known for his Chunglish and his dorky self;
He's the reason I'm a Cassie and not an Elf,
Chunnie is hotter than the Rising Sun,
99 Problems but The Pimp ain't one
If you've got Oppa problems I feel bad for you hon;
I got 99 problems but The Pimp ain't one.
Hit me.
When I see Chunnie I always melt,
he makes me really wanna touch myself,
With chubby cheeks you just have to pinch;
He say's "Micky Christmas", yeah he's no Grinch.
With his Soulmate Jae and his best bud Su,
Chun gave a concert for me and you.
From New York, Las Vegas and on to LA,
We were the guests of JYJ
No hearts were Empty, Ayy Girl, that's true;
the powerful pimp hand blessed me and you
Now this Noona is finished, I hope you had fun,
99 problems but The Pimp ain't one
If you've got Oppa problems I feel bad for you hon;
I got 99 problems but The Pimp ain't one.
Hit me.
about the K-Pop idol that makes me jizz.
He left Old Virginia with a wink and a smile;
and came to Korea to stay for a while.
With his wide forehead and no socks on his feet
he walks like a prince up and down the street.
His name is Micky, but he's no mouse;
he bought his Umma a brand new house.
With a voice deep and raspy, he sings from the heart,
when he cries all the ladies just fall apart
He's long and lean like the Eiffel Tower,
His milk white neck we all want to devour.
At times he's a dork, but Oh My God Sun,
99 problems but The Pimp ain't one
If you've got Oppa problems I feel bad for you hon,
I got 99 problems but The Pimp ain't one.
Hit me.
He's known for his style and his fedora hat;
He's always looking good, got to purple like that.
The fans always stalk him, he does what he can,
You can't catch him, he's The Ginger Bread Man.
Piano playing fingers so long and lean,
Hip thrusting Yoochun just makes you scream.
With his model like poses, he's full of grace;
It's easy for us to Always Keep The Faith
He's known for his Chunglish and his dorky self;
He's the reason I'm a Cassie and not an Elf,
Chunnie is hotter than the Rising Sun,
99 Problems but The Pimp ain't one
If you've got Oppa problems I feel bad for you hon;
I got 99 problems but The Pimp ain't one.
Hit me.
When I see Chunnie I always melt,
he makes me really wanna touch myself,
With chubby cheeks you just have to pinch;
He say's "Micky Christmas", yeah he's no Grinch.
With his Soulmate Jae and his best bud Su,
Chun gave a concert for me and you.
From New York, Las Vegas and on to LA,
We were the guests of JYJ
No hearts were Empty, Ayy Girl, that's true;
the powerful pimp hand blessed me and you
Now this Noona is finished, I hope you had fun,
99 problems but The Pimp ain't one
If you've got Oppa problems I feel bad for you hon;
I got 99 problems but The Pimp ain't one.
Hit me.
