IT'S A CONSPIRACY!
Oct. 14th, 2010 02:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
onthethruway01STYLIST NOONA'S ARE THE ANTI-CHRIST.
They get to touch our idols and dress them. They get to spread bronzer on their chests ( I'm talking about you stylist noona who got to touch Chansung's body).
Just look at this latest fan cam of Yoochun. He's wearing the tightest black pants. They look like they've been painted on. And what does the stylist noona do? She looks at Yoochun, his long, lean body squeezed into those skinny leather pants and she thinks to herself, "Oh no, this won't do. Those poor innocent girls can't see Yoochun's body in these tight pants. We can't possibly show ANYTHING BELOW THE WAIST can we?
So what does stylist noona do? She put our lovely Yoochun; our beautiful long, lean, and lanky Yoochun; our sexy beyond words mother fucking gorgeous Yoochun with his swan like neck and delicate collar bones, in the FUGLIEST OVERSIZED SWEATER ON THE PLANET.
In essence people; she's fucked us over. Why? Because stylist noona and all her kind are the Anti-Christ.
Watch the video and weep. Yoochun touches himself and hip thrusts. Sexy yes? And it would have been orgasmic, if it weren't for the fugly ass sweater which covers Yoochun's pelvis. The hip bones from Hell are hidden. I want to see those leather pants down low past those hip bones; boxer shorts peeking out the top. I want to see Chun tum . I want nipple slips. Hell, I even want Yoochun's hairy arm pits because believe it or not folks I think they are sexy.
But most of all people, I want to see "Virginia," and I don't mean the state. You know what I mean. Virginia rarely comes out to play. Virginia is a shy and elusive creature. Virginia is under Yoochun's control. That's why he's a pimp.
But I bet in those "tighter than the straight of Gibralter" pants, Virginia would rear it's mighty head (pun intended).
Stylist noona, imma hurt you....
They get to touch our idols and dress them. They get to spread bronzer on their chests ( I'm talking about you stylist noona who got to touch Chansung's body).
Just look at this latest fan cam of Yoochun. He's wearing the tightest black pants. They look like they've been painted on. And what does the stylist noona do? She looks at Yoochun, his long, lean body squeezed into those skinny leather pants and she thinks to herself, "Oh no, this won't do. Those poor innocent girls can't see Yoochun's body in these tight pants. We can't possibly show ANYTHING BELOW THE WAIST can we?
So what does stylist noona do? She put our lovely Yoochun; our beautiful long, lean, and lanky Yoochun; our sexy beyond words mother fucking gorgeous Yoochun with his swan like neck and delicate collar bones, in the FUGLIEST OVERSIZED SWEATER ON THE PLANET.
In essence people; she's fucked us over. Why? Because stylist noona and all her kind are the Anti-Christ.
Watch the video and weep. Yoochun touches himself and hip thrusts. Sexy yes? And it would have been orgasmic, if it weren't for the fugly ass sweater which covers Yoochun's pelvis. The hip bones from Hell are hidden. I want to see those leather pants down low past those hip bones; boxer shorts peeking out the top. I want to see Chun tum . I want nipple slips. Hell, I even want Yoochun's hairy arm pits because believe it or not folks I think they are sexy.
But most of all people, I want to see "Virginia," and I don't mean the state. You know what I mean. Virginia rarely comes out to play. Virginia is a shy and elusive creature. Virginia is under Yoochun's control. That's why he's a pimp.
But I bet in those "tighter than the straight of Gibralter" pants, Virginia would rear it's mighty head (pun intended).
Stylist noona, imma hurt you....
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Date: 2010-10-14 08:18 pm (UTC)Shiny red pants...with the animal print?
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Date: 2010-10-15 12:46 am (UTC)And yes the red, shiny animal printy suit that Chun was wearing.
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Date: 2010-10-23 01:02 pm (UTC)anyway- that sweater is FUGLY!
JUST FUGLY!
TAKE IT OF CHUNNIE BOY! xD
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Date: 2010-10-23 05:32 pm (UTC)