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BROTHERS AND SISTERS, HEED THE CALL OF THE ALMIGHTY REVEREND PIMPCHUN. BATHE IN THE AFTERGLOW OF HIS DIVINE LOVE AS IT SHOWERS DOWN UPON YOU.
LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS YOU WOULD LOVE HIM. FOLLOW HIS COMMANDMENTS AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSINGS.

THOU SHALT BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY PIMPCHUN
THOU SHALT WORSHIP NO OTHER
THOU SHALT PRAISE SHISUS THAT YOU BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS THE ALMIGHTY PIMPCHUN
THOU SHALT GIVE YOUR MIND, HEART, SOUL AND BODY (ESPECIALLY YOUR BODY) WHENEVER AND WHEREVER THE ALMIGHTY PIMPCHUN SAYS TO GIVE IT*

*FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN THE ALMIGHTY PIMPHAND COMING DOWN HARD AND HEAVY UPON YOU!